Wait a Minute, is This a Pug? Check Out Our 30 Favorite Pug Costumes!

When you see a businessman, but he’s only 2 feet tall, you have to ask yourself: “Wait a minute, is this a Pug?”

When you see the Queen of England, but she’s drinking out of a puddle, you have to ask yourself: “Wait a minute, is this a Pug?”

When you see the Easter Bunny, but it looks a little funny (see above), you have to ask yourself: “Wait a minute, is this a Pug?”

Pugs, dear reader, are masters of disguise! Anybody–or anything–could be a Pug. We ask, nay, implore you, to stay aware of the Pugs who are definitely hiding in plain sight all around us. If you see something, say something! Namely, go ahead and exclaim, “Wait a minute, is this a Pug?”

Read on to discover 30 extremely clever Pug disguises!

1. UPS Pug

“I’ve got a pug-kage for you, from the United Pug Service!”

2. Lobster Pug

3. Regular, Standard, Human Man. Wait a minute!!!

“Yes, I am a regular, standard, human man. Why do you ask?”

4. Distinguished Pugfessor

“I have a PugHD in Pugology. And your term papers are due this Friday!”

5. Papa Bear

6. Mama Bear

7. Baby Bear

“My dogfood is just right! Back off, Goldilocks!”

8. Pugalyn Pugroe

9. Eeyore Pug

10. Cookie Monster Pug

“Today me will live in the moment, unless it’s unpleasant, in which case me will eat a dog treat.”

11. Witchy Pug

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go on a ride on my broom?

12. Pug Taco

“I’ll take one pug taco with extra wrinkles, por favor!”

13. Pugasaurus

“Sometimes, after biting a dinosaur, a mosquito would land on the branch of a tree, and get stuck in the sap. After a long time, the tree sap would become hard and fossilized, just like a dinosaur bone, preserving the mosquito inside. This fossilized tree sap, which we call amber, waited millions of years with the mosquito inside. Until Jurassic Park scientists came along. Using sophisticated techniques, they extract the preserved blood from the mosquito and, bingo: Dino DNA! A full DNA strand contains 3 billion genetic codes. If we look at strands like these once a second for eight hours a day, it would take two years to look at the entire DNA strand. It’s that long! So, it’s full of holes. Now that’s where our geneticists take over. Super computers and gene sequencers break down the strand in minutes, and virtual reality displays show our geneticists the gaps in the DNA sequence. We use the complete DNA of a Pug to fill in the holes and complete the code! And now, we can make a baby Pugasaurus.”

14. Star Trek Pug

“I’m trying to live long and prosper, but I have several concerns.”

15. Wizard Pug

“None shall pass! Unless you scratch my tummy! In which case I may be persuaded!”

16. Dorothy and the Tin Pug

“A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much your Pug loves you.”

17. Baked Pug-tato

“I’ll just pup, er, pop this potato in the oven…wait a minute, I’m pretty sure this is a Pug!”

18. Pizza Pug

“My baked potato turned out to be a Pug, so I’ll just have this slice of pizza instead. Wait a minute!!!”

19. Olaf Pug

20. Super Pug

“Yes, I am more powerful than a locomotive, but what I really want to do is take a nap on the couch.”

21. Minion Pugs

22. Forrest, Forrest Pug

“Lieutenant Dan got me invested in some kind of kibble company…”

23. Queen Puglizabeth

“On this, the occasion of my Golden Jubilee, I’d like to personally thank my subjects for their loyalty.”

24. Cleopugtra

“Yes, I am a living goddess. Why do you ask?”

25. Shark

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark!

26. Bee

“My favorite novel is *The Great Gatsbee*, by F. Scott Pugsgerald.”

27. Sushi Pug

“I’ll take one Spicy Pug Roll with extra wrinkles, arigato gozaimasu!”

28. Pugscar the Grouch

“Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty, anything ragged or rotten or rusty! Yes, I love trash!”

29. Pineapple Pug

“Blend one ounce coconut cream, one ounce white rum, and three ounces pineapple juice until smooth. Voila–the perfect Piña Puglada!”

30. Finally, Just a Normal, Average, Everyday Pug. Wait a Minute!!!

“I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% a baby!”

Well, we hope you enjoyed this helpful guide through the Pugs’ many disguises. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve found Pugs in every nook and cranny.

If you’d like to get the upper hand, er, paw, over these devious costumed Pugs, consider disguising your feet as two Pugs! How, you ask? With our fabulously lifelike Pug Slippers!